How To Get Your Boyfriend To Make Breakfast

by Lizzie J

  1. IDK, I guess be kind of cute and befuddled and useless in the morning so he just starts doing it?
  2. Have ripe peaches on hand.

That’s all I have for today, but my point is that I live with a man who handles sharp things at 7 AM so I don’t have to.  It’s good.